i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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