if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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