how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
