these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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