Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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