I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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