writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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