Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
what the fuck happened to the tacos
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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