im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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