I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
tell me about the fingering
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