i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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