Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I need you to use more vowels.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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