Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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