I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
birth control should be required to get into college
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
