ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We’re leaving where are you
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