...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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