Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
