i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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