he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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