And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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