By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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