Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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