Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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