I skipped work to stalk him.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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