Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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