Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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