Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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