you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
