I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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