And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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