Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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