Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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