LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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