Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I love you. Go after that dick
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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