Dual....:-)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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