My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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