She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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