My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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