I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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