What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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