I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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