im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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