i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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