He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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