I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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