How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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