what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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