Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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