I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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