Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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