forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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