i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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