So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Randomize
