Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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